Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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