Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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