i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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