you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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