just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
you inspire me to be a worse person
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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