weddingsv make me drug and hornr
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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