No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I think i got beer on your cat.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
