he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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