Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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