May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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