only if we run a train.
done.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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