Heybabeimwearingurpanties
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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