I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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