I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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