I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
