kristin has been a bad kristin
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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