if i can run in heels then i can drive
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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