I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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