i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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