Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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