Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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