The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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