Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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