i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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