Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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