Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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