Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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