I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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