it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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