I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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