i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You are the jesus of drinking
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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