May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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