I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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