Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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