I wanna bring you to show and tell
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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