The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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