She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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