i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
