ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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