Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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