I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He better not be in your backpack
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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