it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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