sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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