tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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