dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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