just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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