if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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