Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
it wasn't lemon gatorade
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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