SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
