so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
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Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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