Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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