Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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