they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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